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Duhhh...
On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair)
On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(Evidently, the shoplifter special)
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap," (And that would be how?)
On some Swans frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost." (But it's *just* a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
"Do not turn upside down." (Oops, too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows the day...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." But wouldn't this save even more time?)
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts." (NEWS FLASH!!!)
On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the
company, I blame parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Was there a chance of this happening somewhere? ... good grief)
On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
"Do not use on food." (Hey Mom we're out of syrup! It's OK honey just grab
the Palmolive!)
