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On Sears hairdryer: 
"Do not use while sleeping." 
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair) 

On a bag of Fritos: 
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." 
(Evidently, the shoplifter special) 

On a bar of Dial soap: 
"Directions: Use like regular soap," (And that would be how?) 

On some Swans frozen dinners: 
"Serving suggestions: Defrost." (But it's *just* a suggestion) 

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): 
"Do not turn upside down." (Oops, too late!) 

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 
"Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows the day...) 

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 
"Do not iron clothes on body." But wouldn't this save even more time?) 

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: 
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we 
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) 

On Nytol Sleep Aid: 
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope) 

On most brands of Christmas lights: 
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) 

On a Japanese food processor: 
"Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) 

On Sainsbury's peanuts: 
"Warning: Contains nuts." (NEWS FLASH!!!) 

On a child's Superman costume: 
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the 
company, I blame parents for this one.) 

On a Swedish chain saw: 
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." 
(Was there a chance of this happening somewhere? ... good grief) 

On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: 
"Do not use on food." (Hey Mom we're out of syrup! It's OK honey just grab 
the Palmolive!)



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