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Things Men are like

Mascara- they usually run at the first sign of emotion

Bike helmets- handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly

Government bonds- they take so long to mature

Parking spots- the good ones are taken, and the rest are too small

Copiers- you need them for reproduction, but that's about it

Place mats- they only show up when there's food on the table

Lava lamps- fun to look at, but not all that bright

Bank accounts- without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest

High heels- they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it

Curling irons- they're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Miniskirts- if you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs 

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