Why did the chicken cross the road? - Finally, the answers...
Pat Buchanan
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Jerry Falwell
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side."
That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes' my friends' that chicken
is gay. And if you eat that chicken' you will become gay too. I say we boycott
all chickens until we sort out this abomination the liberal media whitewashes
with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should
not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.
Dr. Seuss
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken
crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway
To die. In the rain.
Martin Luther King, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.
Grandpa
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us
that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Aristotle
It is the nature of the chicken to cross the road.
Karl Marx
It was a historical inevitability.
Saddam Hussein
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we are quite justified in dropping
50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Ronald Reagan
What chicken?
Captain James T. Kirk
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Fox Mulder
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have
to cross before you believe it?
Freud
The fact you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals
your underlying sexual insecurity.
Al Gore
You know, I invented that chicken and that road...and I want to put them
both in a safe, secure lockbox to keep the 1% wealthiest of Americans from
getting them.
Bill Gates
I have just released eChiken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook,
and the internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Einstein
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
George W. Bush
I don't think I should have to answer that question.
Louis Farrakhan
The road you will see represents the black man. The chicken crossed the
"black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
The Bible
And God came down from the heavens, and he said unto the chicken, "thou
shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much
rejoicing.
Colonel Sanders
I missed one?