Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows,
Texas is planning to do its own, entitled
Survivor, Texas Style.
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel
to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston,
and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed
up to Del Rio, onto El Paso, then to Midland,
Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there,
they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and
finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving
a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads,
"I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted
for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your
guns!"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive
wins!
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