This is going to be the theme for the next
Survivor Show
6 Married men will be dropped on an island
with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.
Each kid plays two sports and either takes
music or dance classes.
There is no access to fast food.
Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep
his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, complete science projects,
cook, do laundry, etc.
The men only have access to television when
the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them and there
is no remote.
The men must shave their legs and wear makeup
daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while
making four lunches.
They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean
up after their sick children
at 3:00 A.M; make an Indian hut model with six
toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving
of peas.
The kids vote them off the island, based
on performance.
The last man wins only if he has enough energy
to be intimate with his
spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the
game over and over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually earning the
right to be called "Mother".
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