Redneck Driver's License Application
Last Name:______________________
First Name: (Check Appropriate Space)
__ Billy-Bob __ Bobby-Sue
__ Billy-Joe __ Bobby-Jo
__ Billy-Ray __ Bobby-Ann
__ Billy-Sue __ Bobby-Lee
__ Billy-Mae __ Bobby-Ellen
__ Billy-Jack __ Bobby-Beth
Age: _____ (If unsure, guess)
Sex: _____ M _____ F _____ Not Sure
Shoe Size: _____ Left _____ Right
Occupation: (Check One)
__ Farmer
__ Mechanic
__ Hair Dresser __ Waitress
__ Unemployed __ Dirty Politician
Spouse's Name:_______________
2nd Spouse's Name:__________
3rd Spouse's Name: ____________
Lover's Name:________________
2nd Lover's Name: _________________
Relationship to Spouse: (Check One)
__ Sister __ Aunt
__ Brother __ Uncle
__ Mother __ Son
__ Father __ Daughter
__ Cousin __ Pet
Number of Children Living in Household: ___ Number of children living
in
shed: __
Number that are yours:__
Mother's Name:_____________
Father's Name:______________ (If unsure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you __ own or __ rent your mobile home?
Model and year of your pickup:
_______________________ 194__
Do you have a gun rack? __ Yes __ No
If no, please explain:_______________________________
Total number of vehicles you own:____
Number of vehicles that still crank:___
Number of vehicles in front yard:__
Number of vehicles in back yard:__
Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___
Where do you keep them firearms:
__ truck __
shed
__ bedroom __ bathroom
__ kitchen __ pants
Newspapers/Magazines you subscribe to:
__ The National Enquirer __ The Globe
__ TV Guide __ Soap Opera Digest
__ Rifle and Shotgun
__ Number of times you've seen a UFO
__ Number of times you've seen Elvis
__ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
__ Weekly __ Monthly
__ Not applicable
Color of teeth:
__ Yellow __ Brownish-Yellow
__ Brown __ Black
__ N/A __ Teeth?
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: __ Red Man
How far is your home from a paved road:
__ 1 mile __ 2 miles __ don't
know