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Redneck Driver's License Application

Last Name:______________________
First Name: (Check Appropriate Space)
__ Billy-Bob     __ Bobby-Sue
__ Billy-Joe      __ Bobby-Jo
__ Billy-Ray     __ Bobby-Ann
__ Billy-Sue     __ Bobby-Lee
__ Billy-Mae    __ Bobby-Ellen
__ Billy-Jack    __ Bobby-Beth

Age: _____ (If unsure, guess)
Sex: _____ M _____ F _____ Not Sure
Shoe Size: _____ Left _____ Right

Occupation: (Check One)
__ Farmer             __ Mechanic
__ Hair Dresser   __ Waitress
__ Unemployed    __ Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name:_______________
2nd Spouse's Name:__________
3rd Spouse's Name: ____________
Lover's Name:________________
2nd Lover's Name: _________________

Relationship to Spouse: (Check One)
__ Sister     __ Aunt
__ Brother     __ Uncle
__ Mother     __ Son
__ Father     __ Daughter
__ Cousin     __ Pet

Number of Children Living in Household: ___ Number of children living in
shed: __
Number that are yours:__
Mother's Name:_____________
Father's Name:______________ (If unsure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4  (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you __ own or __ rent your mobile home?
Model and year of your pickup:
_______________________   194__
Do you have a gun rack? __ Yes __ No
If no, please explain:_______________________________
Total number of vehicles you own:____
Number of vehicles that still crank:___
Number of vehicles in front yard:__
Number of vehicles in back yard:__
Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___

Where do you keep them firearms:
__ truck          __ shed
__ bedroom    __ bathroom
__ kitchen      __ pants

Newspapers/Magazines you subscribe to:
__ The National Enquirer     __ The Globe
__ TV Guide      __ Soap Opera Digest
__ Rifle and Shotgun
__ Number of times you've seen a UFO
__ Number of times you've seen Elvis
__ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
__ Weekly     __ Monthly
__ Not applicable

Color of teeth:
__ Yellow     __ Brownish-Yellow
__ Brown      __ Black
__ N/A       __ Teeth?

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: __ Red Man

How far is your home from a paved road:
__ 1 mile    __ 2 miles    __ don't know

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