If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth in 2001, He would
be wanted
by...
...the FDA for turning water into wine without a license,
...the EPA for killing fig trees,
...the AMA for practicing medicine without a license,
...the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising
the
dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness,
...the NEA for teaching without a certificate,
...OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying
without
an airplane,
...the SPCA for driving hogs into the sea,
...the national board of psychiatrists for giving advice on how
to live a
guilt-free life,
...and by the zoning dept. for building mansions without a permit.