On a typical Sunday morning, the parishioners at a Baptist church were
listening to the sermon. Suddenly there was thunder, lightning and
the
earth began to quake. Right in front of the church appeared the devil.
Screaming with panic and horror, the congregation ran from the church.
All except for one little old man.
The devil roared at him. "BE AFRAID OF ME! AREN'T YOU
AFRAID OF ME?!"
The little old man just answered, "nope."
THE DEVIL RAGED AT THE LITTLE OLD MAN,
BREATHING FIRE AND GROWING IN SIZE.
"ARE YOU AFRAID OF ME NOW?!! "
BELLOWED THE DEVIL.
"Nope." said the little old man.
THE DEVIL WAS SO ANGRY BY THIS TIME,
THE CHURCH WALLS BEGAN TO FALL AROUND THEM.
WITH ALL THE ANGER AND HATRED THE DEVIL COULD
MUSTER, HE SCREAMED AT THE LITTLE OLD MAN,
"ARE YOU AFRAID OF ME NOW!!!!!!?"
"Nope" said the little old man. Been living with your sister for 48 years!
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