Dear Abby:

    I have two brothers, one who went to Texas A & M, and another who was a serial killer who was executed in the electric chair. My mother died in the insane asylum and since I was three my father has been a crack addict and drug pusher. One of my sisters is a highly respected prostitute and the other is the common law wife of a high ranking executive in the KKK. Recently, I met a wonderful girl who had just gotten out of jail for smothering her baby. We plan on getting married as soon as her STD's clear up. My problem is, do you think I should tell her about my brother who went to A & M?